Sunday, 1 April 2012

New lip balm for the OBJ

Would you dip your toast into this? To help those who suffer with dry lips, but who are bored of strawberry flavoured solutions, Vaseline's researchers have managed to come up with a Marmite lip balm.
Its is available in Boots & Lloyds as from today.

Due to special ingredients (yeast extract), if you can get some before midday, you can take part in the global

‘one big jump’

At 11.59 BST, Pluto and Jupiter will perfectly align for the first time in 80,000 years; the effect of this is to temporarily reduce Earth's gravity. Gravity is calculated to be lowered to the level experienced on the moon and a healthy adult male should be able to jump up to ten metres either horizontally or vertically.

The Marmite effect is expected to add an additional 20%. With this additional boost, it is predicted that you could jump over a standard two storey domestic house, but you will probably need to take a run up.

Renowned astronomer Floral Poi said “The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity.”

If you experienced the once-in-a-lifetime feeling of zero gravity, call us with evidence and we will give you a voucher for work to be carried out by

capture the moment on your phone and send it to us!!!

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